GET OFF the PEDESTAL and Oh Go Fuck Yourself, Ivanka Trump
WHEREAS Ivanka Trump is supposed to be some kind of Dad-whisperer, who will use her daughterly brilliance as a moderating influence on her gross dad Donald Trump (who thinks she is BANGIN’ HOT), to keep him from doing ALL the awful things he wants to do; and
WHEREAS Ivanka was all “Climate change is going to be my signature issue in the White House!” and had big exciting meetings with such climate change stars as Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio to that end; and
WHEREAS Ivanka reportedly isn’t all that broken up about how her daddy, like the fuckin’ idiot he is, did his part in literally destroying the planet by announcing that he’s pulling the United States out of the Paris Climate Agreement; and
WHEREAS Ivanka and her be-dimpled crimer husband Jared, according to sources Politico spoke to, aren’t too upset because they’re “playing the long game” in the White House; and
WHEREAS Ivanka and Jared’s “long game” is some BULLSHIT; and